Chapter 19-Romantic Dates and Mulletmania
It was now the middle of April and the playoffs were moving along nicely for the Hawks. After Pat and the boys beat the Predators they had a break in between rounds while they waited for the Canucks to wrap up their series against the Kings, I helped Erica plan a get together for Jon's birthday. Nothing big just us and some people we were close too from the team.
She invited Jon's parents but Andrée had to wait and see if she could get off work to come to Chicago for Jon's birthday.
"Pat," I called out from the bathroom.
"What's up babe," he asked standing in the doorway.
"What did you get Jon for his birthday?"
"SHIT," he replied, "I completely forgot about that."
"Not only is he your best friend but he's Erica's boyfriend, how could you forget?"
"I guess with the playoffs and us getting back together, I forgot!"
"Do you have any idea what you would want to get him?"
"Uh...no," Pat laughed scratching the back of his neck.
"Get dressed, we'll go to the mall and see if we can find something for Jon."
"I love it when you're bossy," Pat said smiling and I turned back to the mirror to finish straightening my hair.
I smiled when I felt his arms around me and his lips on my bare shoulder.
"In case I haven't told you lately enough, I love you."
I smiled at our reflection in the mirror, "I love you too."
"I'm sorry I've been so busy lately.”
"I understand completely, it was like this last year. We have all summer to look forward too."
"Let's go on vacation," Pat said catching me off guard.
"That was random."
"I'm being serious, any place you've been dying to go to?"
"France," I blurted out as an image of him and I kissing in front of the Eiffel Tower appeared in my mind.
"France it is, there's just one problem neither one of us speak French."
"Jon does, maybe him and Erica can go with us."
“I just want it to be us.”
“Okay we can go somewhere where we don’t have to say weird words in order just to get a hamburger,” I said smiling.
“What about Disney World?”
“I’ve always wanted to go there but what about my parents being in Florida?”
“I said Disney World not Parents R Us.”
“Very funny,” I said, “Disney World is really far from my parent’s house anyways so we can go and have fun.”
“Alright, I’ll book it later,” he said smiling, “We need to hurry up though, Erica texted me and she wants to have a party for Jon later. They’re meeting us at the mall with everybody and we’re going to go from there.”
“Troy, Carmen, Brent, Alyssa, the spawn of Satan, Steeger, Sharpie, Jon, Erica, Adam, and Leah.”
“His name is Jordan,” I said laughing, “And he’s a very lovable little boy.”
“He’s a holy terror.”
“Imagine what people will say about our kids.”
“Our kids will have mirrors jealous of them,” Pat said cracking a huge smile.
“You have things all planned out, don’t you?”
“I want a kid by the time I am twenty-four,” he admitted.
“When exactly were you planning on telling me this?”
“I don’t know, I thought that it would just happen if it was meant to be. We don’t use condoms anymore since you’re on the pill. The only time we used a condom was when we first started having sex and when you were in Vancouver because you stopped taking your pills when we weren’t together. I’m sorry for even bringing it up, it’s just that I’ve been think a lot about us lately and I know we said that we would take things slow but I really want us to be engaged again. You’re twenty now and I’m twenty-one and it’s just we’re old enough to finally be married and I would love it if we were. We rushed into the engagement the first time because I wanted to show you that I was committed to our relationship and it was an upgrade from a shiny silver band with words written on it. Okay that sounds like I put a ring on your finger just so I knew you wouldn’t leave me but I did it because I love you and I imagine myself with you for the rest of my life. Ally, please let’s be us again. I know we’re older now but ever since we’ve gotten back together I feel as if our connection isn’t there anymore and it hurts me because I feel like me always being on the road and you working on your degree with the Art Institute of Chicago pushes us further and further apart. Ally, if I ever lost you again it would seriously kill me. I can’t picture my life without you in it. I want the house with the white picket fence and the kids running around when I come home from practice or from being on the road and they run to me and hug me before you kiss me and say that you’ve missed me. I love you so much I would die for you if it ever came down to it. Us going away this summer will give us the opportunity to finally sit back and get our relationship back together the way it was before everything happened.”
I was stunned by his words, who was this guy and what has he done with my Patrick.
“Please say something,” he said as I just stood there staring at him through the mirror.
“I don’t know what you want me to say. Do you honestly feel as if we’re not connected anymore?”
“I just feel like we’re two different people and we need to figure out who we are before we rush into things like we did the first time. Do I want to break up with you? No, but I do want more time together so we can get back to the way we were.”
“I love you, Pat and I miss you like crazy when you are on the road. It makes me sick at how in love Erica and Jon are because we used to be just them. I fucking love you Patrick,” I said slamming my fist down on the counter and he pulled me around so I was facing him. I couldn’t help but let the tears fall from my eyes because his words cut me like a knife. I did this to Pat by leaving him for six months.
“I didn’t want to make you cry, God that’s the last thing I wanted to do.”
He rubbed my back and held me in his arms as I held onto him the same way he held on to me when the whole taxi ordeal happened in Buffalo. I held onto him as if my life depended on it.
“Pat, I want kids with you and I want to marry you. I want the white picket fence with the kids running to you but right now we need to focus on being young. I’m going to take my classes online so that we can spend more time together. The playoffs are the easiest time for me when you are on the road because I know I will see you again in four days. This summer will be our summer, I can guarantee that.”
“When we go to Disney World, I can promise you that we are going to come back different people. We will be different people and we will walk through the Florida airport the same way we did when I left you in Buffalo when we first got together. In love with no one telling us we’re wrong.”
“I want kids Pat, I really do but look at what happened the last time I thought I was pregnant.”
“We’re a hell of a lot more mature than we were back then,” he replied, “Ally let’s just forget this conversation ever happened and enjoy today. I never should have brought it up, I’m sorry. I love you baby I really do, it’s just I guess Leah telling me she was pregnant got me thinking a lot.”
“I love you too Pat,” I said pulling my head out of his chest before giving him a kiss.
“Can I please see you smile?”
I couldn’t help but laugh at how cute this sounded. He was tired of making me cry, I knew it. He would stop at anything to make me smile. The little things he did for me day after day since I returned to Chicago after Vancouver made me feel as if I was the only girl in the world.
The little notes, flowers, and romantic dinners had me knowing that Pat completely changed for the better and I felt as if I was holding him back.
“There’s my girl,” he said smiling when I laughed and I nuzzled my face back into his chest and his grip on me tightened, “Come on, lets go get some lunch before we meet everyone. I don’t care if we’re late, we deserve to just have some time to ourselves.”
We broke apart and couldn’t help it as our lips connected. With everything that we just admitted to each other, I felt the sparks and the butterflies like I did back at Buffalo International when he kissed me for the first time.
“That was wow,” Pat said trying to catch his breath when we broke apart, “It felt just like the first time all over again.”
“I know, it gave me the butterflies and now my lips are tingly.”
He smiled and kissed me again before he wrapped me up in his arms for a hug.
“I love you.”
“I love you too,” I replied, “Now where are you taking me for lunch?”
“That’s a secret.”
“Mhm…I’m sure it is. It’s Olive Garden or bust.”
“One Sixtyblue good,” he asked.
“That’s too expensive.”
“Oh shut up and go get dressed.”
I slid the sundress over my head and grabbed my jean jacket out of the closet. I slipped into my black wedged shoes that made me Pat’s height and headed out of the room into the living room where he was waiting by the door.
He grabbed my hand and we headed to the garage, driving to the restaurant in silence. Neither one of us not saying a word was comforting to me, it was a good silence as Pat reached over the consol of the car and grabbed my hand. I smiled down at our interlocked fingers as he just continued driving with his eyes fixed on the road. The slightest little things he did made me smile and I loved him for that.
After being seated at a table where we wouldn’t be bothered, Pat reached across the table and grabbed my hand again. I smiled at him causing him to smile back.
“Did I ever tell you how beautiful you are?”
I couldn’t help but blush and I heard him laugh, “It’s funny to think that we’ve been together for two years and I still have that effect on you,” he said smiling.
“I blush because I love you,” I replied, “I love you more than anything in this world and don’t you forget it.”
“I love you too, you complete me Ally. You’ve changed my life more than you could ever know.”
“You’ve changed my life too and so did your family. I would be living in Florida right now with my parents and not with you. It sucks just even thinking about it.”
“I don’t want to think about us not being together at all,” he replied rubbing his thumb over my hand.
We ate and when we left, we walked hand in hand to the old familiar route to Millennium Park.
“Why are we here,” I asked when Pat pulled his iPhone out of his pocket and pressed the play button and “Back at One” by Brian McKnight began playing.
“Dance with me,” he asked extending his hand towards mine.
“Pat, it’s daylight have you lost your mind?”
“No just my heart, so Ally may I have this dance?”
I took his hand and he pulled me close to him and we danced under the same tree we danced under the night he took me out on a date for the first time.
“I love you.”
“I love you too,” he said giving me a kiss, “Wow we’ve been saying that all morning.”
I couldn’t help but laugh as we headed back towards the car so we could get to the mall without everyone questioning us where we were. We agreed our conversation would stay between us and us only because it was personal and no one deserved to know.”
“Where are we meeting them?”
“I think Erica said that she was taking Jon to get his haircut because he wanted to get it all cut off before playoffs.”
“This is her now,” I said pulling my phone out of my pocket.
Meet me in that lingerie store when you get here but please don’t tell my brother
I’m not saying a word, why?
You’ll see when you get here but please don’t tell Pat
“Jon wants you to meet him in the barber shop or something like that and I am meeting Erica so we can go get his present,” I lied.
“Alright, I was thinking about getting my hair cut again anyways.”
“Aw Pat I love the curls, don’t get it cut short again.”
“The curls will still be here it just needs cut, it looks really bad.”
“I like it though.”
We pulled into the mall and we gave each other a kiss before we went our separate ways so we could meet up with Jon and Erica.
“Why are we here,” I asked Erica as we walked into the adult costume store.
“I want to do something special for Jon and I need you to help me. Maybe you can even get something for my brother.”
“That sounds like a really good idea.” We walked into the store and walked up and down the aisles but neither one of us saw anything that caught our eyes.
“OH MY GOD ALLY LOOK AT THIS ONE!!”
Erica held up the pink and black plaid school girl outfit and I smirked.
“That is hot,” I said smirking at the outfit I had my eyes on, “What about this one for Pat?”
“A cop,” she asked.
“He did get arrested and I can buy handcuffs here to restrain him to the headboard while I tease him.”
“That’s hot! Do you think Jon will like this one?”
“If he doesn’t take him to the hospital and tell him to return his penis.”
Erica laughed as we both headed to the register to pay for our outfits. The woman that rang us out looked at us like we were strippers because we’re so young.
“I’m surprised she didn’t card us,” Erica joked and we saw Alyssa and Brent coming towards us with Jordan.
“AUNT ALLY,” Jordan yelled jumping out of Brent’s arms and into mine.
“Hey sweetie,” I replied kissing his cheek, “How’s my favorite Seabrook boy doing?”
“Ha ha real funny Ally,” Brent joked and I laughed, “I swear this kid isn’t mine and is Sharpie’s the way he acts.”
“Pat called him the spawn of Satan earlier.”
“That is mean, my baby is not the devil,” Alyssa said as Jordan reached for her and she put him in his stroller.
“Where’s Adam and Leah,” Erica asked.
“Adam is with the guys at the barber shop and Leah is having lunch with Carmen,” Brent replied, “Speaking of the guys in the barber shop, I am going to head down there and see what’s going on. I’ll see you guys later.”
“They are all up to no good,” Alyssa replied, “Kris is with them and so is Sharpie so that barber shop is pure hell right now.”
We walked into the food court and saw Leah talking to Carmen, “Wow that’s a change.”
“What’s a change,” Alyssa asked.
“Carmen is talking to Leah, she hates her.”
“I was worried about her coming today,” Erica said, “She hates all of us and I don’t know why.”
“Hey girls,” Carmen said first and all three of us looked at each other in shock.
“Uh hi Carmen,” I replied smiling, “How are you?”
“I’m good, how about yourself?”
“I’m doing good just waiting for these playoffs to get over with so I can spend time with Troy.”
“I know how that is,” I replied as we sat down.
It turned into girl talk and a game of “Never Have I Ever.”
“So, Ally,” Alyssa said and I immediately felt uncomfortable going first.
“Have you ever given Pat a blow job?”
“Well have you,” she asked.
“No,” I replied.
“You’ve been together two years and you’ve never given him a blow job.”
“No, our sex life is great.”
“They go at it like rabbits,” Erica said laughing.
“Oh, you’re one to talk when you and Jon have fucked each other’s brains out every night since you got here from Buffalo,” I snapped and everyone laughed.
Our game ended and soon we were engaged in a full conversation with Carmen when Alyssa asked the one question that I’ve been dying to get off my chest with Carmen since we sat down.
“So Carmen,” Alyssa began, “I have to ask you a question and please don’t get mad at me for how I’m saying this.”
“Go ahead,” she smiled, “I’m not easily offended.”
“Why do you mistreat us?”
Carmen put her head down before looking up and giving us all a smile, “I really don’t have a reason to hate you guys. It’s just I thought when you guys came to Chicago with the guys you were just with them for the money. Clearly, I can see here that it isn’t the case. Erica is Pat’s sister and is dating Jon and Ally has known Pat since she was five years old. Adam rescued Leah from a crazed psycho ex and you’ve known Brent since his junior days that I guess I kind of needed to get my facts straight before I assumed things about you, I’m sorry.”
“WOW,” I mouthed to Alyssa who nodded as Erica nudged me.
“I was actually kind of nervous to come today because I didn’t know how you guys would act,” Carmen smiled weakly.
We all soon forgot about why we hated Carmen in the first place and she actually turned out to be really sweet. Sharpie was right, she would come around and sure enough after two years…she did. Oh Sharpie, why is he always right? We dare not tell him that, it’ll just inflate his ego even more.
That night at Jon’s house, I couldn’t figure out why Pat wouldn’t take his hat off of his head.
You know why his hat is on his head, right?
Sharpie, why the hell are you texting me when I am sitting two feet in front of you?
Dramatic effect, I guess LOL!
Seriously, please don’t ever say LOL! again, it’s creepy coming from you
He has a mullet
I’m dead serious
Send me a picture then
I gasped as I looked at the picture of Pat’s hair on my phone, oh he was so dead. I stood up to walk into the kitchen when I suddenly turned around and ripped Pat’s hat off his head.
“OH MY GOD,” I gasped smacking him upside his head.
“WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT FOR?”
“WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU THINKING GETTING A MULLET?”
“SHARPIE I AM GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU!” Sharpie laughed at Pat’s rant but I was beyond furious.
“Patrick, if I wanted to date trailer park trash I would have dated that Bozo from Philadelphia.”
“Hartnell,” Sharpie said.
“Shut up,” Pat snapped and Sharpie threw his hands up in defeat.
“It’s the playoffs, Ally,’ Jon tried to reason with me, “Everyone does crazy stuff during playoffs.”
“Shut up Jon, I wasn’t talking to you,” I snapped and his jaw dropped at how I was talking to him.
Pat grabbed the front of my dress and pulled my face down towards him, “Don’t worry baby you can still grab onto it,” he whispered smirking, “Want to test drive it later?”
“I’ll think about it but I’m sorry I don’t sleep with rednecks,” I whispered walking away.
“She hates your mullet and I hate these things,” Erica said pulling at Jon’s sideburns.
Leah pulled Erica and me into the kitchen, “What’s wrong LC,” Erica asked.
“I’m pregnant,” she blurted out and we hugged her before we were screaming and jumping up and down.
Jordan came waddling into the kitchen and we immediately stopped in case someone put him up to this.
“Does Adam know,” I asked.
“Nope, I just found out this morning. I’m telling him when playoffs are over.”
“Why when playoffs are over,” Erica asked.
“I don’t want him off of his game.”
“Good idea,” I said as Jordan walked out of the kitchen and we heard Adam yelling at him.
“GIVE ME BACK MY FIVE BUCKS YOU LITTLE BASTARD,” Adam yelled running passed us into the hallway.
“NO,” Jordan shouted and Adam cornered him taking his stuffed dog that he named ‘Duncan’ after Duncan Keith.
“Give me back my five bucks or the doggy here gets it,” Adam threatened grabbing the scissors out of the drawer and Jordan bursts into tears.
“ADAM, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING TO MY BABY?”
“Alyssa, he took my five bucks and won’t give it back so doggy Duncs here is his collateral to pay off his debt.”
“Give my son back his dog or I will use those scissors to cut your balls off,” Alyssa threatened and Adam sat the scissors back in the drawer as Jordan punched him in the nuts.
“You little motherfucker,” he grunted as he collected himself and took off after Jordan again.
“DADDYYYYYYYYY,” Jordan yelled jumping into Brent’s lap.
“Is Uncle Adam being mean to my little man,” Brent asked and Jordan nodded his head before he curled up in Brent’s arms and started sucking his thumb.
“Ally, you owe me a karaoke night!”
“I know Steeger, you free tomorrow night?”
“You know it. So how about Blue Frog?”
“Blue Frog it is,” I replied smiling.
Jon opened his gifts and was amazed that everyone actually took the time out of their busy schedules to make his birthday perfect.
Pat and I had settled on getting him iPod speakers since he always complained that the built in speakers on his iTouch weren’t loud enough. Alyssa and Brent got him a couple of shirts from some store he liked at the mall. Steeger and Sharpie got him booze, of course they buy him booze. Booze keeps those two functioning. Adam and Leah got him a gift card to his favorite restaurant in Chicago. Troy and Carmen also got him a gift card to the restaurant. I can’t remember the name of it, I don’t think I was ever there so I don’t know what it’s called.
“Are you ready to go,” Pat asked and I nodded my head. We said goodbye to Erica and Jon before everyone else and headed home.
It was a long day and all I wanted to do was go to sleep. I wasn’t going to get much sleep tonight when I put my outfit on that I had bought with Erica.
When Alyssa and Brent got home, they were immediately fighting over Jordan once again.
“You baby him too much,” Brent told Alyssa.
“Baby him, I’m his mother, that’s my job.”
“He’s the way he is because you let him get away with misbehaving.”
“I’m not spanking our son.”
“I didn’t tell you to spank him but he needs to be told no and yelled at when he’s wrong.”
“It’s the terrible twos, it’ll all be over soon.”
“I’m not sure I can take it much longer.”
“Then leave,” Alyssa snapped.
“I’m not leaving my son.”
“What about me?”
“DADDY,” Jordan screamed from his stroller and Brent went over and unfastened him. Picking him up out of the stroller, Brent removed his shoes and lied down on the couch with his son on his chest. Jordan and Brent were soon fast asleep and Alyssa had no choice but to smile at the site before her. Brent was sleeping with his mouth open with his left arm around Jordan who had his head on his father’s shoulders and they were both snoring.
It amazed Alyssa at how much Jordan looked like Brent with his smile and his hair. Alyssa pulled her iPhone out of her purse and took a picture of them laying there. The camera noise on Alyssa’s phone woke up Brent.
“Babe,” he said sitting up and gently placing Jordan down on the couch.
“What are you sorry for,” Brent asked.
“I didn’t mean to snap earlier.”
“I’m sorry too, I overreacted.”
“It’s just I baby him because I was babied when I was his age and in my eyes he can do no wrong.”
“I know, babe, I know,” Brent said giving her a hug, “Well it looks like he’s going to be knocked out for the rest of the night, what do you say we go spend some alone time together?”
“I am not that kind of girl Mr. Seabrook.”
“You ain’t a saint either, remember our son was conceived out of wedlock,” Brent smirked.
“Shut up,” Alyssa said smacking his chest picking the sleeping toddler up from the couch and walking him up the stairs to his room.
Turning the baby monitor on in case Jordan woke up, Alyssa walked out of the room and into the room she shared with Brent. Brent was already out of his shirt and pants and was left in nothing but his boxers.
“You got started without me,” Alyssa said crawling on top of him kissing his lips. Brent immediately pulled her shirt over her head and flipped her over so that he was on top of her. He began placing a trail of kisses over her collarbone and neck when Jordan started screaming.
“Just leave him, he’ll be okay,” Brent said attacking Alyssa’s lips when Jordan started screaming.
“Our kid has terrible timing,” Brent said standing up, “I’ll go get him.”
“Alright bud, what’s wrong,” Alyssa heard Brent say over the baby monitor.
“I has bad dream,” Jordan replied to Brent.
“You know Daddy wouldn’t let anything happen to his little man, want to sleep with me and mommy tonight?”
“Someone had a bad dream,” Brent said walking through the door with Jordan who had his head on Brent’s shoulder.
“Tomorrow night, we find a babysitter,” Alyssa replied and Brent laughed as they kissed each other goodnight and turned off the lights.
Jon was video chatting with his brother on Skype talking about David’s summer hockey tournament when Erica walked into dining room dressed in her school girl outfit. Jon looked up and swallowed the lump that gathered in his throat.
“WOW SHE LOOKS HOT,” he thought to himself.
“Hey David, I have to go get ready for practice tomorrow. I’ll call you back on here tomorrow night.”
“Alright later bro,” David replied as Jon turned the laptop off and set it on the china cabinet.
“What the hell are you wearing?”
“You like what you see Toews,” Erica said walking over to Jon and pushing him back in the chair. She climbed over him and was straddling his waist.
“Is this my present?”
“I didn’t know what else to get you so I thought I’d do this for you.”
“Best gift ever,” Jon replied picking her up and setting her on the dining room table. Erica’s lips never left Jon’s as she unbuttoned the white button down shirt he was wearing exposing his chest and stomach. Reaching down to undo his pants, she ran her hand over his abs and he moaned against her lips.
Erica pulled away and pushed him back down into the chair before she reached behind her and grabbed the wooden pointer stick pushing it to his chest.
“Detention for you today Mr. Toews,” she said still sitting on the table.
“What’s my punishment,” he asked huskily with his eyebrow raised.
“You got to make nice with the teacher.”
“How do I do that?”
“Why don’t you come over here and figure that out for yourself.”
Jon smirked and stood up so that he was between Erica’s legs as he undid the clasp on the back of the pink school girl shirt. Erica grabbed the piece of cake that was on the plate behind her and smeared it on Jon’s chest.
“How am I supposed to get that off?”
Erica smirked and ran her tongue up his abs and to his chest. Jon groaned with pleasure as she sucked the icing off of his toned chest.
“You get it off like that Mr. Toews, you get an F on that lesson.”
“I love you,” he said pushing her back onto the table before he crawled
“I love you too,” Erica replied as Jon entered her slowly never missing a stroke.
“JON,” Erica screamed as her back collapsed on the cold table and he placed a kiss on her lips.
“Best birthday present ever. Now let’s get some sleep before my parent’s find us on the table in the morning.”
Pat was talking to Jackie on the phone when I walked into the bedroom dressed as the police woman.
“You’ve been a bad boy Patrick Kane,” I said crawling on top of him with the two pairs of handcuffs.
“Jackie, I love you and I’ll talk to you tomorrow,” Pat quickly said to his sister and he powered off his phone.
He grabbed me and pulled me on top of him. He went to kiss me when I pulled away smirking and handcuffed both of his wrists to the headboards.
“How am I supposed to enjoy this while I’m restrained?”
“Don’t worry baby, you’ll have your chance to speak in court,” I said ripping his shirt open.
“What am I being charged with officer,” he smirked.
“Selling your body for twenty cents,” I replied pulling the two chocolate dimes out of my chest and placing them on his. I straddled his waist as I leaned down to give him a kiss before I trailed my lips along his chest taking the dimes in my mouth as he groaned in pleasure.
“Let me out of these things,” he said tugging at the handcuffs as I slid his pants zipper down with my teeth.
“Didn’t you know resisting arrest is a crime?”
“Please Ally, I can’t take it anymore.”
I slid his pants off of his body and threw them to the floor. I ran my hands over the bulge in his boxers and he hissed in pain. Slowly sliding his boxers off of his legs I thought back to my conversation with Alyssa and the girls earlier, so I just did it. I leaned my head down to his crotch and took him in my mouth. Pat moaned in pleasure as I licked my way up and down his shaft before taking him into my mouth completely.
“OH MY GOD ALLY,” he moaned, “DON’T STOP THAT FEELS SO GOOD!”
“You like that,” I said stroking him with my hand and he begged me for more.
I took him into my mouth until I felt about to let loose and I stood up taking the handcuffs off so he could have his fun. As soon as he was free he ripped me out of my outfit and didn’t waste any time thrusting himself inside of me. I grabbed onto the back of his hair and he smirked against my lips.
“OH GOD PAT,” I screamed as he pumped in and out, “DON’T STOP!”
“Don’t ever tease me again,” he groaned as I screamed his name before he collapsed on top of me.
“What a way to end a great day. I told you that you could still grab onto my hair.”
“I still hate it though.”
“You hate my hair and I love you.”
“I love you too so since you can change your hair then so can I, tomorrow Erica is taking me to get it cut.”
“I love your long hair though,” he pouted.
“You should have thought about that before you went and got the ugly ass mullet.”
“Are you calling me ugly?”
“Hell no,” I replied, “Not you just the hair.”
“Come on baby, let’s get some sleep,” he said, “We’ve had a long day.”
I lay in bed that night thinking about two things: 1) Was I ready for a kid? and 2) How long will it take Pat to propose to me because I am finally ready to be Mrs. Patrick Kane.